Sh*t skier girls say: Desert edition

“Sorry mom, but I don’t think I’m going to be vegan this week–Spring Break.” “I can’t find my birks!” “We lost our voices.” “Oww that was my vagina bone!” “I’m not wearing underwear with my bike shams.” “I’m not wearing a bra.” “I need a chest mount.” “A chest harness?” “Chest.” “A Chesty?” “Was the […]